Two friends were playing golf, when one pulled out a cigar,
but he
didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure
do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12
inch BIC lighter. "Wow," said his friend, "where did you get that
monster." "I got it from my genie." "You have a genie," he asked?
"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag." "Could I see him?" He opens
his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, "I'm a good
friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes, I will,"
the genie said, so he asks him for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there
waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken,
and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend
tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million BUCKS...not ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do
you really think I asked him for a 12 inch BIC?"
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