After a while one of the first two turns to the third and
says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you
have over your wife?"

The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night
my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?"
they asked.

The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and
uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight
like a man.'"
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