After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, the Lord came to visit
"How's things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, Lord. The sunrises and sunsets
the smells, the grandeur...just so wonderful, but I have this
- it's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes
other two and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching
them on branches, snagging them round bushes; they're a real
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first try
at this, you
know? I gave the animals...what? Six? So I just figured I'd halve
I see that you're right. I'll fix that up right away!"
So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right off,
into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram,
the cow has
her bull, all the animals have a mate; except for me. I
feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're so right.
How could I
have overlooked this?! You do need a mate, and I will Immediately
Man from a part of you! "Now let's see...where did I leave that
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