The Pope was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for
drink orders.  The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was
brought and placed before him.

The attendant then asked the pope if he would also like a drink.
The pope replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."
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