Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds…
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift -
wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe
and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Larry has been missing ever since then.