Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all to to visit the Wizard of Oz.

Bill looked at Al and asked him why he wanted to go. Al said that he needed a brain, and Bill agreed with him.

Then Bill asked the Secretary of Defense why he wanted to go, and he said that he needed a heart. Bill agreed again.

Then both looked at Bill and asked him why he was going, he answered, "I'm looking for Dorothy!"
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