What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage
Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's
told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ? So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet? "
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more
manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you
saw a blonde witch?
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