CANNIBAL RESTAURANT
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.  Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...

• Broiled Missionary: $10.00
• Fried Explorer: $15.00
• Grilled Republican: $20.00
• Baked Democrat: $100.00
  

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."