A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...
- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- Grilled Republican: $20.00
- Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."