A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession
box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention,
but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three
times
in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this
one either."
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