The chief says, "You going to die, cowboy. But we sorry
for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On
sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."

The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's
ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the
back. The horse takes off.

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked
blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee
with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other figuring,
"Typical white man can only think of one thing."

The second day, the chief asks, "What your wish today?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."

The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over
to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear,
then slaps it on the back.

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked
redhead. She gets off and goes into the teepee with the
cowboy. Again, the Indians shake their heads figuring,
"Typical white man going to die tomorrow and can only
think of one thing."

On the last day, and the chief says, "This your last wish,
white man. What you want?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."

The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the
horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my
lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"

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