A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the
doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window.
He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her
thighs.

He says "Do you know what I am doing?" She replies "Yes, checking
for abnormalities."

He tells her to take off her shrit and bra and he starts rubbing her
breats. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies

"Yes, checking for lumps and cancer." Finally, he tells he takes off
her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts
having sex with her.

He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."
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