| Drug Dealers | Software Developers |
| Refer to their clients as "users". | Refer to their clients as "users". |
| "The first one's free!" | "Download a free trail version..." |
| Strange Jargon : "Stick", "Rock", "Dime Bag", "E" | Strange Jargon : "SCSI", "RTFM",
"Java", "ISDN", "Pentium" |
| Realized that there's tons of cash
in the 14 to 25 year old market |
Realize that there's tons of cash
in the 14 to 25 year old market. |
| Job is assisted by the industries
producing newer, more potent mixes. |
Job is assisted by industry's producing
newer, faster machines. |
| Often seen in the company of pimps
and hustlers. |
Often seen in the company of
marketing people and venture capitalists. |
| Their product causes unhealthy
addictions. |
Doom, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem,
'nuff said! |
| Do your job well, and you can sleep
with sexy movie stars who depend on you. |
Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! |