A blonde & brunette are in an elevator.  On the third floor a man gets in
who looks perfect -- 3-piece suit, great build, nice butt. The bad part is
they both noticed he had dandruff.  The man got off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone
should give him Head & Shoulders."

To which the blonde replied, "How do you give Shoulders?"
[an error occurred while processing this directive]