There was a farmer who had three daughters, and they all had plans
to go out on dates that night, so.....  the farmer got his shotgun
and had a seat on the porch in Granny's old rocking chair with the
hope of meeting the young gentlemen.

After a while, the first boy showed up and said to the farmer,
"Hi!  I'm Joe.  I'm here for Flo.
We're gonna go see a picture show!"

"That's fine, son." said the farmer as he let the boy in the house.

A short while later, the second boy showed up and said to the farmer,
"Hi!  I'm Eddie.  I'm here for Betty.
We're going out for spaghetti!"

"That's fine, son." said the farmer as he let the boy in the house.

A short while later, the third boy showed up and said to the farmer,
"Hi!  I'm Chuck..."

**** BOOM! ****

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