Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation.
She is speaking in a cheery voice. " Hello? Oh, hi! SO glad you called.
Really. That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific.
Great! Thanks! Okay. Buh-bye."
She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, " that was my husband telling me what
a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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