The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman,
because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia people call it a patriot,
because it always rises to the occasion.
The wife of Chirac says in France people call it a curtain, because
it goes down after the act.
Hillary says in the USA people call it a rumor, because it goes
from mouth to mouth.
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