A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.
As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.  'Kiss me and I will
turn into a princess.'  The guy picks the frog up and puts it in
his pocket.

The frog starts shouting, 'Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess.
Just kiss me and I will be yours.'  The guy takes the frog out
of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.

The frog is really frustrated.  'I don't get it. Why won't you
kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything
you ask.'

The guy says, 'Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time
for girls. But a talking frog is cool!' [an error occurred while processing this directive]