The husband has his lesson first. After the
pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no!
You're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do," asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied,
"just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing,
and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds.
straight up the fairway. The man goes back
to his wife with the good news, and the wife
can't wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson.
The pro watches her swing and says, "No,
no, no! You're gripping the club way too
hard." "What can I do," asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold
your husband's penis." The wife listens
carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing,
and THUMP. The ball goes straight down
the fairway . . . about 15 ft. "That was
great," the pro says. "Now, take the club
out of your mouth and swing the club like
you're supposed to," says the pro.
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