HELP FOR THE SICK
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when
feeling ill. "Mommy" she said. "Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church
up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the
return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl
"They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'."
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