A minister who was very fond of pur, hot horseradish, always kept a bottle of
it on his dining room table.

He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.

When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, "I've heard
many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first oneI've met who passed
out a sample of it,"
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