1 to change the light bulb and
to post to the list that
the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences
of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have
been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar
errors in posts about changing
light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator
complaining about
the light bulb discussion and
its inappropriateness to this
mail list.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not
about light bulbs and to please
take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting
to alt.grammar, alt.spelling
and alt.punctuation about changing
light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this
list saying that we all
use light bulbs and therefore
the posts **are** relevant
to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing
light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best
light bulbs, what brand of
light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands
are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see
examples of different
light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted
incorrectly, and to
post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from
the URLs that are
relevant to this list which makes
light bulbs relevant to
this list.
33 to summarize all posts to date,
then quote them including
all headers and footers, and then
add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they
are unsubscribing because
they cannot handle the light bulb
controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
was
meant for, leave it here.
143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
<end>
I, who should have know better, posted a followup of a few bits
I
thought were missing from the list
You forgot a few:
27 to post in HTML because they
are using the IE or Netscape
that had it turned on by default
and are too clueless to
look
48 to complain about the HTML posts
27 to post 'sorry I didn't realize it was on' -- in HTML
96 to complain about more HTML
and post detailed instructions
on how to change the setting
58 to mumble something about using a
web browser to read mail
12 MIME posts with useless colors
and bolds saying thanks
for the help with the HTML mail
1 to post a GIF/JPG of the lightbulb
hanging too close to
their digital camera.
1 complaint from the guy using
/usr/ucb/Mail who wants to
know what the *@&(%$!@ has
been going on
58 to complain about the binary post
74 to say they liked the binary and didn't mind it
1 post about how you can MAKE MONEY
FAST!!!!! by selling
lightbulbs and this report available
for only $5.
1328 to reply to the list with
the full spam attached and
then put 'remove' at the end
3 to flame the other morons for
replying to the spammer
and CCing the list
1 from the list admin notifying
that the list is looking
for a bigger server to handle
the load
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