Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed
in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said.
"There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife
for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not
looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap
me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah
said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.
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