"What? " said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
times? And besides, you're a REDHEAD! I can't understand it"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was . . . God, I
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited! "
"Good, " said the husband, "but, why? "
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