Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days.
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid
Cosmo quizzes together.
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
When turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, it is
not necessary to say, "This is our exit".
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty
Women who wear Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at.
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective, than deceived.
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