A Muslim was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. 
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.