Three men die in a car crash, and they find themselves
at an orientation to enter heaven. They are all asked,
"As your mortal remains lie below on Earth in your casket,
and friends and family are mourning you, what would
you most like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I
was a really great physician and healer, yet also a great
family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge
difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say.......

LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

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