A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders
a drink and while =
he's drinking it the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The
monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs
cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats =
everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball
stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls
it out, =
and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
"Now what?" responds the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out
ate it!" says the barkeep.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he =
measures everything first!"
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