I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and
surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have
misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one
more going to hurt?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl
of my dreams.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves
ahead, yield?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

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