When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
A woman already knows.
-- Frederick Ryder
Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal.
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only
in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
-- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that
love you instead of laugh at you.
-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)
Eventually, all men come out of the bathroom dressed as a majorette.
-- Ernestyne White
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four
her intelligence, eight times.
-- Sanskrit proverb
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I
know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfeld
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free
hands for masturbation.
-- Jane Wagner
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb.
You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have
sperm taste like chocolate.
-- Carrie Snow
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
-- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses
after four kisses.
-- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When
hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let
think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for
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