One of the world's most clever mathematicians was arrested by
the police in an airport, for smugling a bomb in his hand luggage.

The math expert says, "You don't understand! It's to make the plane safe!!"

One of the police officers asked, "What the heck do you mean by that
crap!?"

The math genius replied, "You see, the chances that a bomb is
aboard the plane are extremely small, so the chance of two bombs
being on the plane would be practically impossible..."

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