Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where in the
Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror.  If you stand in
front of the mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish.
However, if you tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed
up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walked into the Ladies Room and
stood before the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most
beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.

Next, a rather large brunette stood before the mirror and said,
"I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallowed
her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond came in and stood before the
mirror and said, "I think..." *POOF*
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