He decided to put the coat on backwards to keep the air from hitting
him. They continued driving down the road, came around a bend in the
road, lost control and wrecked.
Phil was driving the other way, saw the wreck, called the police and
reported the accident. The police asked him, "Are they showing any
sign
of life?"
"Well," Phil said, "The driver was until I turned his head around the
right way!"
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