"Dad, she's fantastic. She's smart, in great shape, and she's
getting her teaching certificate this spring. I'm going to ask
her to marry me, but..."

"But what, son?" asks the fater.

"She's a virgin."

The father scratches his beard and says, "Son, if she ain't
good enough for her own family, then she damn sure ain't
good enough for ours."
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