Three women were sitting around and bragging about
their children. The first one says, " You know, my son, he
graduated fist in his class from Stanford.  He's now a
doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated
first in his class from Harvard.  he's now a lawyer, making
half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too
well is school.  He never went to any university but he now
makes one million dollars a year in New York working as
a sports repairman."

The other two women ask "What is a sports repairman?"

The woman then replies, "He fixes games...  you know,
hockey games, football games, baseball games...."

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