This couple had only been married for two weeks.
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party
old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."
"Where are you going coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have
The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then
she opens the
doorto the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands
from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing
that he can
think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar....you know...the
He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts
by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?" She takes a huge beer
mug out of the freezer so frozen that the she was getting chills holding
The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll,
but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven
out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing,
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words cutie pie?... HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING
IN YOUR FUCKING FROZEN GLASS AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES,
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!"
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