This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his
old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."
   "Where are you going coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.
   "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
   The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens the
doorto the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands
from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
   The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can
think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar....you know...the
frozenglass..."
   He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?" She takes a huge beer
mug out of the freezer so frozen that the she was getting chills holding
it.
   The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
   "You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes
out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
   "But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty
words and all that..."
   "You want dirty words cutie pie?... HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER
IN YOUR FUCKING FROZEN GLASS AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES,
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!"
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