Mr. Johnson replies, "I feel just fine, Doc.
But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night
when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on
for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting
senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Johnson, I'm a little
concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that
when he gets up to urinate at night and opens
the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
Mrs. Johnson yells, "STEVEN! Dad's peeing
in the refrigerator again!"
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