Mr. Johnson replies, "I feel just fine, Doc.
But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night
when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on
for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting
senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's
wife answers.

The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Johnson, I'm a little
concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that
when he gets up to urinate at night and opens
the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

Mrs. Johnson yells, "STEVEN! Dad's peeing
in the refrigerator again!"
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