So, it was understandable that the governor didn't take kindly
droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Morris' job.
"They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried,"
At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the governor's side.
"Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take
"Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I
undertaker is almost finished."
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