-Profanity sucks.
 

-If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
 

-The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
 

-Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
 

-Prejudiced people are all alike.
 

-What is the probability that something will happen
according to the odds?
 

-Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.
 

-Evil is not all bad.
 

-I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
 

-Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.
 

-There's no such thing as nonexistence.
 

-Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.
 

-As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring
loyalty into question.
 

-He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.
 

-I disagree with unanimity.
 

-I have my doubts about disbelief.
 

-Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

-One should never generalize.
 

-Avoid clichés like the plague.
 

-Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
 

-On one hand, I'm indecisive, but on the other, I'm not.
 

-I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
 

-Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
 

-Death to all fanatics!
 

-An oral contract isn't worth the paper it’s written on.
 

-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
 

-I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
 

-I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
 

-Rehab is for quitters!
 

-The shortest distance between two points is how far
apart they are.
 

-Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.
 

-Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest
things ever.
 

-My identity lies in not knowing who I am.
 

-I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't
enough anxiety in my life.
 

-I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make
me paranoid.
 

-Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
 

-I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar,
but I am not sure if I believe it.
 

-Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also
tend to use more words than necessary.
 

-There are only three kinds of people: people who
can count and people who can't.
 

-Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but
I don't believe in dragons.
 
 

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