After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had
suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his
worker's compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his
right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured
him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related.

"How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent.

In a booming voice the pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the high
seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a
shark bit off me leg."

The agent replied, "That is certainly work related. How did you lose
your hand?"

"Well matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang
'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me hand," said
the pirate.

"That's also work related. Now how did you lose your eye?" asked the
agent.

The pirate replied, "Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day
catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right
in me eye!"

"What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" said the agent.

"It were the first day with me hook!"
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