"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you
been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
a few."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your
wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute
there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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