Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
   A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

   Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
   A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

   Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dream every
  night?
   A: Hanson

   Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
   you done wrong?
   A: Made her chain too long

   Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
   A: Kick his sister in the jaw

   Q: What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?
   A: Sparky

   Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
   A: Wayne takes a shower after three periods.

   Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
   A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

   Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in kid's underpants?
   A: Michael Jackson's hand.

   Q: How is a woman like a condom?
   A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

   Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
   A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
   Left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

   Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
   A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing and in the end, you
   lose your house

   Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
   A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party and a bitch sleeps with
   everybody at the party except you

   Q: What's the diff between love, true love, and showing off?
   A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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