Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
at you, what have
you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
Q: What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?
Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne
A: Wayne takes a shower after three periods.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in kid's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
Left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing and in the end, you
lose your house
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party and a bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you
Q: What's the diff between love, true love, and showing
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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