Ralph is not his real name, but then, who's names their kid Ralph.  To protect the innocent (and allow us to talk about him right in front of him) he is now always referred to as Ralph

Me is not me
Day 4/45
Me- Ralph, Sometimes I think you aren't listening to me, you just say MMkay, right, GREAT!
Ralph - MMkay, right...
Me - Ralph??? You just did it again...
Ralph - MMMkay.. sorry

Day 9/45
Me- Ralph, can you set up a share and copy those files from that NT box to the other
Ralph - MMkay, right!...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ... FTP isn't working!

Day 21/45
Me - Ralph, can you make a copy of this CD, except replace SP3 with SP4 - I'll go download  SP4 for you?
Ralph - MMkay, right... GREAT!!!
Me - ... Ralph, I can't get SP4 right now because the ...
Ralph - DONE!!!
Me - ??? Whoa? Really - that's great... but... How did you get SP4?
Ralph - MMMMKay..... ..... I.... I'll put it on now - I'll copy it on
 

Today

Ralph-- How do I ftp to my machine?
Me-- Do you have a ftp server installed?
Ralph-- Yes!!! Great!

10 min later

Ralph-- How do I check if ftp is running?
Me-- Did you install a ftp server?
Ralph--- Hmmm, I don't know.  Let me check........no, I didn't.

Allow me to foretell the future....

Tomorrow

Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - MMMkay, I did a full hueristic check, nope PGP is NOT running.  (Wait, heurisitic is too big a word for him).
Rudy - What?  That was yesterday I asked you idiot....  And it's FTP not PGP moron...
Ralph - MMMkay...
Ralph - FTP is not running though!
Rudy - Idiot...
Ralph - I tried copy *.* ftp:// and it didn't work
Rudy - Are you still talking?

The next day...
Ralph:  MMMMKay.....  <Oh, no one is around to hear me...>  MMkay!

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