1. When out in public you feel the urge to snap
your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior

2. You have no life between August to June

3. When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking
about a food group

4. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check
into charter schools or home schooling

5. You can tell if it's a full moon without
ever looking outside

6. You can't have children because there's no name
you could give a child that wouldn't bring on
high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered

7. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form

8. Marking all A's on report cards would make your life SO much simpler

9. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time

10. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers
the question "Why is this kid like this?"
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