* In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having  sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes  sense...)

* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's  genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the  examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse  me?)

* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.  This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be  covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

*  There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and  deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the  first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.  Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world  that comes even close to this?)

* In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is  legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her  bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any  manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

* Topless saleswomen are legal in  Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of  course!)

* In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her  husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to  witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)

* Santa Cruz,  Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at  the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to  pass this law?)