The guy is mortified. He hurries over to pay and get out of the store.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms. The clerk asks the size and again
him over to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "LARGE!"
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. The clerk says, "What size?"
kid embarrassedly says, "I've never done this before. I don't know what size."
The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4, who grabs him and yells,
"CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 4!!!"
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