One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very
attracted to him
and during her questions about his life she asked him how he
managed
for sex.
"What's that" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and
he said
"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree".
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will
show
you how to do it properly". She took off her clothes, laid down
on the
ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must
put it in
here".
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
an
almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.
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