Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to
land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to
land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R. -- Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static .. ..

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT
FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now.
And tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?"