man has a head the size of an orange. The bartender
hands the guy his
beer
and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your
physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why
is your head
so
small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question
many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods.
I heard
someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me
to a frog
that
was sitting next to a stream." "No sh*t?" says the bartender,
thoroughly
intrigued. "Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said,
'Kiss me. Kiss me
and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."
"Keep going!" "I looked around to make sure I was alone
and gave the frog
a
kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous,
naked woman.
She
said, 'You now have 3 wishes.' I looked down at my scrawny 115
pound body
and said, 'I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.' She nodded,
snapped
her fingers, and POOF, there I was so huge that I ripped out of my
clothes
and was standing there naked! She then asked, 'What will be your
second
wish'"
"What next?" begged the bartender. "I looked hungrily at
her beautiful
body
and replied, 'I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream."
She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right
there by that
stream for hours!
Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from
our glorious
lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more
wish.
What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How 'bout a little head?"
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