man has a head the size of an orange. The bartender
hands the guy his
and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your
physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard
someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog
was sitting next to a stream." "No sh*t?" says the bartender, thoroughly
intrigued. "Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, 'Kiss me. Kiss me
and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."
"Keep going!" "I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog
kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
said, 'You now have 3 wishes.' I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body
and said, 'I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.' She nodded, snapped
her fingers, and POOF, there I was so huge that I ripped out of my clothes
and was standing there naked! She then asked, 'What will be your second
"What next?" begged the bartender. "I looked hungrily at her beautiful
and replied, 'I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream."
She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that
stream for hours!
Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious
lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish.
What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How 'bout a little head?"
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