A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He
says to him," hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes,
mind  if I ask how you got yours? "

The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue
twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous
blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter.
So, instead of saying I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said I'd
like a picket to Tittsburgh. She socked me one."

The other guy answers, "Mine was a tongue twister too.. I was at the
breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a
bowl  Wheaties. But I accidentally said: You ruined my life you fucking
bitch."
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