One of the candidates fled to take shelter in a nearby restaurant along
with half a dozen regulars. The other candidate, however, continued to
move through the crowd -- shaking hands, kissing babies, etc.
"That man's persistence," observed one of the natives, "sure makes it
easy to know who to vote for."
"Yep," another native agreed. "Sure can't see myself casting a vote
a man who hasn't the good sense to come in out of the rain."
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